Let’s Review!

Diagnoses

~ Endometrial Adenocarcinoma (Uterine cancer), 1996 & 2016

~ Breast cancer, 2016

~ Mets to bladder, 2016

~ Mets to colon, 2016

~ Vaginal cancer, 2016

~ Hormone therapy since 2016

~ Mets to lung, 2017

~ Mets to kidney, 2018

~ Omentum cancer, 2019

~ Intrathecal chemo x 19 months

~ Infusions x 22 months, voluntarily stopped 3/19/19

Surgical

~ Radical hysterectomy, 1996. (uterine cancer)

~ Tumor debulking, 2016. Tumors removed from abdominal cavity, colon, & bladder. (uterine cancer recurrence)

~ Partial Vaginectomy, 2016. Tumor removed from vaginal cuff. (vaginal cancer)

~ Bilateral mastectomy & 25 sentinal nodes removed, 2017 (breast cancer)

~ Left chest re-excision. 19″ incision, 2017 (breast cancer)

~ Morphine infusion pump placed, 2018. (Pain from mets)

~Small bowel obstruction, 2018. (complications from pump placement)

~ Omentum removed, 2018 (uterine mets tumors)

~ Appendix removed, 2018 (SBO complications)

**Fuck you, cancer. I lived!