The Little Patient That Could

Very late last night, a home health pharmacy delivery a bumper-crop of medical supplies and an IV pole and said my very own nurse would be here this morning.

This is Jae. She’s funny as hell and already not taking my shit. I’m gonna like her.

I’m actually kinda stoked and relieved. No more random trips to the hospital. I can lay in my own bed like a lump and get fluids and meds. This’ll be interesting.

“Here I am using my legs, like a sucker.”

– Homer Simpson, upon finding out hospitals have wheelchairs